Orson Bean quotes

The TV show I do ['Dr Quinn'] is the day job that enables me to work with this theater [Pacific Resident Theatre Ensemble]. That's all I live for. That's what I care about. There's no dough in it. Nothing to do but lose money. But it's all from the heart, and that's why it's so much fun.
-- Orson Bean

#Jobs #Fun #Heart

What do women want? A guy they can't drive crazy. There aren't many around. But they try. They can't help it, it's their nature.
-- Orson Bean

#Women #Crazy #Guy

Bring me an order of escargots, but hold the slugs.
-- Orson Bean

#Order #Slugs #Culinary

There were moments when I wondered at the gossamer veil that stops licence from being libel. I suspect that taking on the job of England manager puts you outside the protection of the courts. It must be part of the job description that you will be held hostage by media speculation and can have your character tortured, molested and finally executed at the public whim, in exchange for a lifetime's supply of money.

This is not the first time in my life where you know going into a job that you're going to hear in stereo what was wrong with what you did.

It is the woman - nearly always - in spite of all the advances of modern feminism, who still takes responsibility for the bulk of the chores, as well as doing her paid job. This is true even in households where men try to be unselfish and to do their share.

My mind leaps to my theory about presidents - that there are two kinds, ones who have a lot of sex and the others who start wars. In short - and don't quote me, because this is an incomplete expression of a more complex premise - I believe blow jobs prevent war.

Steve Jobs is the most epic entrepreneur of all time. He served as a guiding light for any emerging businessperson who wanted to learn how things should get done. He'll be looked at as one of the best business leaders of all time, and certainly one of the best tech entrepreneurs.

I'm an actor in between jobs right now, so I kind of live the life of a 7-year old.

It's been a straight strip, I must tell you, I've enjoyed it all the way. If I'm saying things to make it sound like it's hard, hard work, it's not. It's beautiful work. It's fun work. It's everything you'd ever want to do.

There are some different things I'm writing and developing, but I don't know where they'll go. They're fun stuff that I would be in and are written in my voice, for me.

Piglet noticed that even though he had a Very Small Heart, it could hold a rather large amount of Gratitude.

No matter how strong a condom is, it won't protect you from a broken heart.