Joseph Barth quotes

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
-- Joseph Barth

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Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

Marriage with love is entering heaven with one's eyes shut, but marriage without love is entering hell with them open.

My dad was so much fun growing up.

You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.

My paintings are the last paintings one can make.

Ive always really been into science, and in the last five years Ive gotten into theoretical physics and the origins of the universe.

From first to last it is a dish of rank materialism cleverly cooked up ... . And why is this done? For no other reason, I am sure, except to make us independent of a Creator.

When your last breath arrives, Grammar can do nothing.

The receptivity of the masses is very limited, their intelligence is small, but their power of forgetting is enormous. In consequence of these facts, all effective propaganda must be limited to a very few points and must harp on these in slogans until the last member of the public understands what you want him to understand by your slogan.