Kevin McAllister quotes

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
-- Kevin McAllister

#People #Dinner #Cheese

You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.
-- Kevin McAllister

#Kids #Mess

Like most parents, I've been stumped by homework, the big questions, such as: 'What is the point of geography - the pilot always knows where we are going?'. Answer: 'If you didn't know any geography, people would think you were an American, and you wouldn't be able to put them right because you wouldn't know where they live.'

Facts are what pedantic, dull people have instead of opinions.

Universities are not here to be mediums for the coercion of other people, they're here to be mediums for the free exchange of ideas.

Science fiction is a field of writing where, month after month, every printed word implies to hundreds of thousands of people: 'There is change. Look, today's fantastic story is tomorrow's fact.

Then from the Mint walks forth the man of rhyme, Happy to catch me, just at dinner-time.

We smoked the way other American families would have wine with dinner. For us, it was our sacrament. It was something that made a great life sweeter in every possible way,

Zac Efron would make us feel guilty for eating big dinners. He'd say, 'Do you really want to eat those carbs?' It was like, 'Thanks a lot!'

Basically the message is: Steal It! Art, music, culture, the odd book and the slab of cheese... the new will be built upon the ruins of the old.

I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses.

How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?