Tom Armstrong quotes
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Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?
-- Tom Armstrong
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Chum was a British boy's weekly which, at the end of the year was bound into a single huge book; and the following Christmas parents bought it as Christmas presents for male children.
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God seeks to influence humanity. This is at the heart of the Christmas story. It is the story of light coming into the darkness, of a Savior to show us the way, of light overcoming the darkness, of God's work to save the world.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Washington's birthday is as close to a secular Christmas as any Christian country dare come this side of blasphemy.
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I forget the derivation of Boxing Day, but the feeling of wanting to invite your loved ones outside one at a time and punch them in the face, does that come into it somewhere?
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Chicago seems a big city instead of merely a large place.
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I prefer the countryside to cities. This is also true of my films: I have made more films in rural societies, and villages, than in towns.
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On the road from the City of Skepticism, I had to pass through the Valley of Ambiguity.
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The Potemkin city of which I wish to speak here is none other than our dear Vienna herself.
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And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool.