Franz Pick quotes

  • Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name.

  • How many McDonald's gift certificates would it take to sway a lot of Americans to pledge to never publicly criticize the U.S, President?

  • I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.

  • My stepmother sold my birth certificate and someone asked why I didn't buy it back. I don't know, really. I just couldn't bring myself to do it. It was mine. It cost me nothing and suddenly I had to buy it back.

  • Suicide is what the death certificate says when one dies of depression.

  • Bonds are guaranteed certificates of confiscation

  • Every photograph is a certificate of presence.

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