quotes about Goats
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It is better to swallow a sheep or a goat than swallow what he has been swallowing.
-- Arjuna RanatungaSource : "Ranatunga rebuts Warne jibe". news.bbc.co.uk. February 21, 2004.
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Goat curry and a female librarian, that's what I'm in the mood for.
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What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes.
-- Buster Keaton -
Henry patted Charlotte’s shoulder anxiously. “Would you like a cool cloth? What can I do to help?†“You could ride up to Yorkshire and chop that old goat’s head off.†Charlotte sounded mutinous. “Won’t that make things rather awkward with the Clave?†asked Henry. “They’re not generally very receptive about, you know, beheadings and things.
-- Cassandra Clare -
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Goats," said Maxwell Hyde, "are a special case. Mad as hatters, all of them.
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The goat's business is none of the sheep's concern.
-- Edna Ferber -
A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ***** and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.
-- Gary BuseySource : "Gary Busey On Piranha 3DD" by Helen O'hara, www.empireonline.com. November 25, 2011.
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What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?
-- Gary Larson -
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You just hold your head high and keep those fists down. No matter what anybody says to you, don't you let 'em get your goat. Try fightin' with your head for a change. -Atticus Finch
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No, Michael, I do not trust you on a boat, I do not trust you on a goat. I do not trust you here. I do not trust you there. I do not trust you anywhere.
-- James St. JamesSource : James St. James (2003). “Party Monster: A Fabulous But True Tale of Murder in Clubland”, p.151, Simon and Schuster
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One day I will rule the world with a goat by my side!
-- Jhonen Vasquez -
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It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.
-- Joe Teti -
Bring me coffee before I turn into a goat!
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I want to go about like the light-footed goats.
-- Johanna SpyriSource : J. M. Barrie, Charles Dickens, Johanna Spyri, Louisa May Alcott, L. Frank Baum (2015). “Greatest Christmas Novels in One Volume: Life and Adventures of Santa Claus, Heidi, The Romance of a Christmas Card, The Little City of Hope, The Wonderful Life, Little Women, Anne of Green Gables, Little Lord Fauntleroy, Peter Pan…”, p.277, e-artnow
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The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat
-- John Scalzi -
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There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, "It was all right but I liked the book better."
-- Johnny Carson -
Most goat-related military activity is still highly classified.
-- Jon Ronson -
Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.
-- Julia Roberts -
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I was a black sheep, but now I'm just a goat
-- Kendrick Lamar -
Actually, you’re way off.†“Oh?†the guard asked. “Yup. She’s not a werewolf, she’s a chupacabra. Have you noticed a lot of missing goats lately?
-- Kiersten White -
I don't need to kill goats to say things. I CAN talk.
-- L. J. Smith -
the old fellow seemed to spot deceit as if it reeked like a goat.
-- Margery AllinghamSource : Margery Allingham (2015). “The Tiger in the Smoke”, p.85, Ipso Books
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You could change into a goat and it would still apply.
-- Maria V. Snyder -
. . . children - not kids. Kids are goats. I've always spoken of my children as children.
-- Mickey Rooney -
Besides, Southerners are hospitable. They'll probably offer me lemonade." Excuse me? You're going to sit on a porch and drink lemonade while I plow a swamp with a goat's horn?" Yes, ma'am. And I aim to wear my seamless shirt while you do it.
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A goat's a goat. Whether you sauté or barbeque it, it's still a goat.
-- Paul Mooney -
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And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks.
-- Richard HammondSource : "Are your favourite animals hamsters?". Interview with Kirsty Stark, www.theguardian.com. January 30, 2009.
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A Myrddraal has less cunning than a woman, and a Trolloc fights with more honor. And a goat has more sense.
-- Robert Jordan -
Even goats may have starlight in their eyes.
-- Robert W. Service -
I make big shots everywhere. I get accustomed to it. I'm not afraid to be the goat. I don't worry about what you (reporters) say about me in the papers. In fact, I like it. It tickles me.
-- Sam Cassell -
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I am a mountain goat that keeps going and going and going, I cannot be stopped, I just keep going.
-- Sepp BlatterSource : "Fifa's president, Sepp Blatter, likens himself to a mountain goat". www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2015.
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Fourteen-year-old, why must you giggle and dote, Fourteen-year-old, why are you such a goat? I'm fourteen years old, that is the reason, I giggle and dote in season.
-- Stevie SmithSource : Stevie Smith (1988). “New Selected Poems of Stevie Smith”, p.36, New Directions Publishing
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Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats.
-- Sue Grafton -
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Something about the goat dancing made me want to cry.
-- Susanna Kaysen -
Well, I knew that goat would be a little gold mine," I say. Yes, of course I was referring to that, not the lasting joy you gave your sister you love so much you took her place in the reaping," says Peeta drily.
-- Suzanne Collins -
Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up.
-- Suzanne Collins -
I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!
-- Tallulah Bankhead -
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Well, only Japanese may understand it, but I'm like a goat or something that likes high places.
-- Tamae Watanabe -
Political men, like goats, usually thrive best among inequalities.
-- Walter Savage Landor -
When a goat likes a book, the whole book is gone, and the meaning has to go find an author again.
-- William Stafford -
To the goats, all people are equal, except for those who have treats.
-- Karin Tidbeck -
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I love to meet people for lunch at my favorite restaurant, the Loaded Goat. It is named after the Andy Griffith Show episode where a goat ate a bunch of dynamite.
-- Betty Lynn -
Great sermon helped me to reflect on scape goats, forgiveness, revenge and the messiness of community. .. where I referenced this sermon. Thanks! Keep preaching the damn Gospel!
-- Bill Peterson -
You eat a lot of goat stomach when you're in North Africa. You eat whatever's put in front of you. I am a big proponent of that.
-- Ronan FarrowSource : "Ronan Farrow: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. September 13, 2013.