Puddles quotes

Every male in the world thinks he's an excellent driver. Every copper who's ever had to pick an eyeball out of a puddle knows that most of them are kidding themselves.
-- Ben Aaronovitch

#Thinking #Males #Puddles

Every path hath a puddle.
-- George Herbert

#Adversity #Puddles #Path

Suppose Cartier-Bresson asked the man who jumped the puddle to do it again --- it never would have been the same. Start stealing!
-- Imogen Cunningham

#Men #Puddles #Stealing

Either you were a hoodlum, or you were a puddle on the sidewalk.
-- Jerry Garcia

#Puddles #Sidewalk

You know that thing about Death Be Not Proud? Well, Fear Be Not Proud either. And Fear Be Not Elegant. What Fear be is stumbling, bumbling flight, crashing through brush, slip-sliding on pine needles, sloshing through puddles that are always deeper than you expect.
-- Josh Lanyon

#Fear #Puddles #Proud

A river without banks is a large puddle.
-- Ken Blanchard

#Rivers #Puddles

Even if nothing worse than wasted mental effort could be laid to the charge of theology, that alone ought to be sufficient to banish it from the earth ... What a vast amount of labour and learning has been expended, as uselessly as emptying shallow puddles into sieves! How much intellect has been employed mousing after texts, to sustain preconceived doctrines!
-- Lydia M. Child

#Effort #Doctrine #Puddles

If they projected the fact that they are dangerous any harder, there would be little puddles of "danger" on the floor around them. Look, it's "danger", don't step in it!
-- Mercedes Lackey

#Puddles #Looks #Littles

A frog would leap from a throne of gold into a puddle.
-- Publilius Syrus

#Gold #Frogs #Puddles

Most of us don't collapse into puddles of stress-related disease.
-- Robert M. Sapolsky

#Stress #Disease #Puddles

Ah come on, these streams of light are not so subtle. All along the ditch, signs of life in sinking puddles!
-- Sarah Harmer

#Thinking #Light #Puddles

Sometimes the whole world is mud luscious and puddle wonderful
-- Thomas M. Disch

#World #Mud #Puddles

Don't cross oceans for people who wouldn't cross a puddle for you.
-- Tony Robbins

#Ocean #People #Puddles

Never let the mud puddle get lost in the poetry because, in many ways, the mud puddle is the poetry.
-- Valerie Worth

#Mud #Puddles #Way

Banks aren't neutral observers, they're ... the people who caused the mess. It's like someone who's wet themselves in a public building insisting they choose which mop the librarian fetches to clear up the puddle.
-- Mark Steel

#People #Puddles #Fetch