Embarrassing Moment quotes

With each passing year, because of advances in computer technology, there are more things, each more sophisticated, that we aren't allowed to do any more.

You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!

Any sport that comes from Scotland is good!

My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any other American. Except she's Canadian. And retarded.

Computer modelling for weather forecasting, and indeed for climate forecasting, has reached its limits.

Mistakes are good provided you learn from them, and correct them promptly.

People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around and leave.

Human beings are made up of flesh and blood, and a miracle fiber called courage.

I have never killed anybody, it is true, but it is because I lacked the courage or the time, not because I lacked the desire

if you have to say “no offense” to someone, you have already offended them.