Narrow-minded quotes

  • All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar.

  • renown, n. A degree of distinction between notoriety and fame - a little more supportable than the one and a little more intolerable than the other. Sometimes it is conferred by an unfriendly and inconsiderate hand.

  • Sometimes the slightest things change the directions of our lives, the merest breath of a circumstance, a random moment that connects like a meteorite striking the earth. Lives have swiveled and changed direction on the strength of a chance remark.

  • Hearts don't come when Reason whistles to 'em.

  • I think women love to read love stories.

  • As a chess player one has to be able to control one's feelings, one has to be as cold as a machine.

  • Please, my dear brothers, let your wives and sisters go to the voter registration process. Later, you can control who she votes for, but please, let her go.

  • So, not only am I panicking over the weekend if I need to know my lines, but also if can I get the kids to the zoo. Can I even go to church? I was asking for certain things that would allow me to plan my life a little better.

  • A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.

  • No path leads from a knowledge of that which is to that which should be.