Pepsi quotes
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There are two kinds of artists left: those who endorse Pepsi and those who simply won't.
-- Annie Lennox -
I want it all. I want the Pepsi endorsement. I want the arena shows. I want Times Square!
-- Betty Who -
They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
-- Dave Chappelle -
I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.
-- Douglas Coupland -
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Continue your quest by taking the test. Yes, but what test? What test was I supposed to take? The Kobayashi Maru? The Pepsi Challenge? Could the clue have been any more vague?
-- Ernest Cline -
Those who know the marvels of chess and wonder why this game of all games does not enjoy greater popularity may also ask why Pepsi-Cola is consumed by more people than Chateau Lafite, or the Beatles are more familiar than Beethoven.
-- Gregor Piatigorsky -
Newt Gingrich plans to announce his campaign for president this Wednesday. I don’t know about his chances. I mean, I’m not saying Gingrich peaked in the ‘90s, but his campaign is being sponsored by Tamagotchis and Crystal Pepsi.
-- Jimmy Fallon -
If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi
-- Lewis Grizzard -
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Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the dead.
-- Lynne Tillman -
Bob Dole is going to be appearing in a Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears. Yeah, apparently Dole says that if this doesn't cure his erectile dysfunction, nothing will.
-- Conan O'Brien
