quotes about Dishwashers
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Everything important I learned, I learned as a dishwasher.
-- Anthony Bourdain -
I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
-- Aziz Ansari -
A good apprentice cook must be as polite with the dishwasher as with the chef.
-- Fernand Point -
I don't function well in chaos, whether it be my sheets or the dishwasher.
-- Gabrielle Union -
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As for money - when I have it, it's great. When I don't, I go get some. I've been a dishwasher, a gardener, a cleaner.
-- Gil Scott-Heron -
YOU are using a frisbee as a plate." "Uh, what? I'm not using a--oh hang on, this is a frisbee. Weird." Victor glared at me. "Dude, calm down, I'll wash it afterward. It's probably dishwasher safe.
-- Jenny Lawson -
Cooking can be rewarding when it is a choice and no longer the onerous duty of the housewife, and when a dishwasher can lighten the load at the other end of the process.
-- Julian Baggini -
I dont have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes.
-- Kristanna Loken -
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You wouldn't put your soul in a dishwasher!
-- Masaharu Morimoto -
I'm a very good dishwasher. I'm a terrible cook. I'm an awful cook.
-- Sinead O'Connor -
I'm not a dishwasher anymore. But I'm still from Sangamon Street.
-- Blake Edwards