Noli Me Tangere quotes

  • All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because that's all people know how to do when they're improvising. If you notice shows that are improvising are generally people yelling at each other.

  • I'M HOPELESS, because I've lived long enough to expect things like this to continue to happen. I'm not surprised and at some point my little children are going to inherit the weight of being a minority and all that it entails.

  • Most people just give up with time and go, "I'm a victim." The only reason I've got the reputation for delays and spending a long time on things is because I just don't stop.

  • I loved him as we always love for the first time; with idolatry and wild passion.

  • I can see only one safe rule for the historian: that he should recognize in the development of human destinies the play of the contingent and the unforeseen.

  • Christ never was in a hurry. There was no rushing forward, no anticipating, no fretting over what might be. Each day's duties were done as each day brought them, and the rest was left with God.

  • Gem of all joy, jasper of jocundity.

  • I don't like losing at anything. Why should I?

  • I try to avoid saying anything positive about any presidential candidate for fear that if I actually like them then I will kill their campaign.

  • The environment and support is one of a kind! A zero judgement, safe place to discuss and achieve goals!