Poodles quotes

I don't like politics, hypocrites, folks with poodles...
-- Alan Jackson

#Hypocrite #Poodles #Politics

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
-- Brad Garrett

#Poodles #Caffeine

...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.
-- Charles Kuralt

#Dog #Pomeranians #Poodles

Jessica Lange is a sweetheart, the nicest lady in the world. She has a Poodle named Jack.
-- Evan Peters

#World #Poodles #Sweetheart

When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler.
-- Gene Simmons

#Your Side #Rottweilers #Poodles

Be wary of passing the judgment: obscure. To find something obscure poses no difficult, elephants and poodles find many things obscure.
-- Georg C. Lichtenberg

#Elephants #Poodles #Judgment

Because I am about to be devoured by poodles," I quip. "Remember me always, my love.
-- Holly Black

#Poodles #Remember #Quip

Who is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He's got mad skills.
-- Ilona Andrews

#Skills #Mad #Poodles

What's that?" "That's my attack poodle.
-- Ilona Andrews

#Poodles

Love, Arthur, is a poodle's chance of attaining the infinite, and personally I have my pride.
-- Louis-Ferdinand Celine

#Love #Pride #Poodles

Love is the infinite placed within the reach of poodles. I have my dignity!
-- Louis-Ferdinand Celine

#Love Is #Poodles #Dignity

If one is of the masculine gender, a poodle is the insignia of one's deviation.
-- Mart Crowley

#Poodles #Gender #Deviation

There is something about the human condition. I don't think dogs are like "If only I was a poodle instead of a golden retriever, I'd be totally happy." Dogs are happy with who they are.
-- Michael Ian Black

#Dog #Thinking #Poodles

There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.
-- Pablo Picasso

#Dog #Poodles

I used to breed poodles. I liked them because they were fluffy and so cute - and honestly, they make a lot of money when you sell them!
-- Raven-Symone

#Cute #Poodles #Fluffy

I like extremely effeminate dogs like terriers or schnauzers. I make an exception for giant schnauzers and big poodles. Basically, I like dogs which can be dyed day-glo colours.
-- Jonathan Meades

#Dog #Giants #Poodles

I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be a small yapping poodle on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
-- Phil Zimmermann

#Poodles #Might #Fleas