Sparkling quotes

Take the cards out of your wallet. A debit card is accepted just about everywhere that credit cards are, and you'll be spending money you have - always a good thing.

That's the problem with news interviews, you work your tail off to get prominent figures in the news on the radio, but once they've been on, the event passes, the urgency, the issues you talked about evaporate.

You always want to get at-bats. You always want to contribute.

People have often said to me, 'You're so relaxed when you play.' Relaxed my elbow. It's practice.

I don't surf the web very much.

What if every church in America had a ministry to stand against modern slavery?

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early 70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire.

I don't believe a manager ever won a pennant. Casey Stengel won all those pennants with the Yankees. How many did he win with the Boston Braves and Mets?

If you want to stop an argument, close your mouth.

Always grow flowers, as that will make your way full of flowers. Never grow thorns, as that will make your way thorny. Never want to target someone on an arrow. You may become the target of that arrow. Never make a well in the way of someone. As you may pass by that way sometime.