Jack Gould quotes
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“Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about them, the less likely they are to be curbed.”
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“There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come.”
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“Why not pick up the new full-length motion picture at the corner drugstore and then run it through one's home TV receiver?”
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“Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability.”
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“It's like being called up in the draft. The peculiar joy of hemorrhaging without bleeding starts when the evil little red light glows on the monstrous camera.”
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“One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath.”
-- Jack Gould
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“I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.”
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“Well, folks. That's the greatest open in the history of television -- bar none!”
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“Nobody likes taxes. I would prefer that none of us had to pay taxes, including myself.”
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“We can't live without taxes, but we sure would like to have good ones.”
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