All DANA GOULD Quotes about “Cats”

“Why did I adopt kids? I dunno. Let me look at my family: religious weirdo, gun nut, biker, boozer, dead tooth, too many cats, the guy who talks to his truck. Hmm. Maybe I adopted because genetically my balls are full of poison.”
“Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?”
“My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.”
“If studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage.”
“They say that cats are the only animal that can sit in your lap and ignore you. To which I say: you've never been to the Spearmint Rhino.”

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