“I try to look on the bright side, but it really hurts my eyes.”
“As I die, and my life flashes before my eyes, I want to see who made faces at me when I turned my head. That's all I want to see.”
“We would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone's eyes.”
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