Topics: Years, Long, Greed, Politicians And Politics, Funny Politician

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.
Topics: Goodbye, Money, Good Bye, Money Talks, Armour
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.
Topics: Beauty, Beautiful, People, Skin Deep, Being Beautiful
It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.
Topics: Inspirational, Letting Go, Now And Then, Armour
Libraries: Here is where people, one frequently finds, lower their voices, and raise their minds.
source: - Richard Armour (1961). “A Safari Into Satire”
Topics: Voice, People, Mind, Libraries And Librarians, Armour
source: - Richard Armour, William Shakespeare (1957). “Twisted Tales from Shakespeare, in which Shakespeare's Best-known Plays are Presented in a New Light: The Old Light Having Blown a Fuse; Together with Introductions, Questions, Appendices, and Other Critical Apparatus Intended to Contribute to a Clearer Misunderstanding of the Subject”, new American Library of Canada
Topics: Thinking, History, Plot, Resourcefulness, Chronicles
Topics: Money, Ideas, Want, Shopkeepers
Topics: Art, Epic, Long, Long Speeches
Topics: Art, Writing, Entertainment
Topics: Love, Pain, Disappointment, Lotion
I miss my mattress when I am gone; It's one thing I've made an impression on.
Topics: Missing, Gone, Mattresses
Topics: Offending, May, Radio, Turned Off
Topics: Mean, Writing, Thinking, Correspondence
Topics: Atheist, Children, Believe, Book Burning, Shrouds
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
Topics: Teacher, Retirement, Tired, Funny Retirement, Retired Teacher
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.
Topics: Birthday, People, Age, Humorous Birthday
Topics: Fun, Golf, Thrill, Hole In One
I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.
Topics: Telephones, Armour, Hang Ups
source: - Richard Willard Armour, “Good Sportsmanship”
Topics: Leadership, Sports, Unhappy, Good Sportsmanship
Topics: Children, Husband, Numbers, Husband Wife, Armour
Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.
Topics: Feet, Hands, Years, Hands And Feet