Jeff Cesario quotes
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“Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel."”
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“I shop at a computer store called 'Your Crap's Already Obsolete'.”
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“Whoever came up with ice fishing must have had the worst marriage on the planet.”
-- Jeff Cesario
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Source : A.P. Herbert (2014). “Mild And Bitter”, p.20, House of Stratus
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“And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.”
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Source : Abby Sunderland, Lynn Vincent (2011). “Unsinkable: A Young Woman's Courageous Battle on the High Seas”, p.126, Thomas Nelson Inc
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“We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.”
Source : 1958 'I Remember it Well', in the musical Gigi (music by Frederick Loewe).
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