Bobcat Goldthwait Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“I can't feel my face. I mean I can touch it. But I can't feel it inside.”
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“In my first stand-up acts there wasn't material even. You know, I'd go on stage and cry and read a Dear John letter or gut fish on stage. I could be odd - and it's what interested me as a comedian.”
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“America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.”
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“That's human nature - we want to completely rewrite history so it can be comfortable. Without getting too profound, I'm pretty sure that's where the invention of the afterlife comes from. "We don't really become worm food. We go to a magical place with bunnies and rainbows."”
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“If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.”
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“I lost my job, well I didn't lose it, I know where it is, there's just some other guy doing it now.”
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“Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?”
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“Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.”
-- Bobcat Goldthwait
