Charles Oakley famous quotes

I'm cool with whatever. I'll just keep eating my bread, sipping my soup and serving my time. But the chicken is going to lay some more eggs one day.
-- Charles Oakley

#Eggs #One Day #Soup

I've been patient with everything - management, coaches, players - but I want to play. I think I took my time eating my soup, the soup is gone. Now it's time for the main course. The appetizers, throw them out the window.
-- Charles Oakley

#Player #Thinking #Gone

If it ain't broke, don't break it.
-- Charles Oakley

#Broke #Break #Ifs

There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.

They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.

I was run over by the truth one day.Ever since the accident I've walked this way

It is emphatically the case that life could not arise spontaneously in a primeval soup from its kind.

A first-rate soup is more creative than a second-rate painting.

Why should I trust you? We haven't drunk from the same bowl of soup.

Tibby cried into her soup when it finally came. "I'm scared... ," she told it. The carrots and peas made no reply, but she felt better for having told them.

[To waiter who had spilled soup on her:] Never darken my Dior again!

Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.

I would love to do something like 'Tosh.0,' where I host Internet clips. I did host 'Talk Soup,' which is similar. I love doing that, making fun of video clips on the Internet.