Joey Adams quotes
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“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”
-- Joey AdamsSource : Joey Adams (1981). “Strictly for laughs”, A & W Publishers, Inc.
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“Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.”
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“Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.”
-- Joey AdamsSource : Joey Adams (1957). “Cindy and I: The Real Life Adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Joey Adams”
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“If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.”
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“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
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“Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.”
-- Joey AdamsSource : Joey Adams (1981). “Strictly for laughs”, A & W Publishers, Inc.
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“The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.”
-- Joey AdamsSource : Joey Adams (1968). “Encyclopedia of Humor”
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“Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'”
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“Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.”
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“One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.”
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“Life, to be sure, is nothing much to lose, But young men think it is, and we were young.”
Source : More Poems (1936) no. 36
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