Carl Barron Quotes and Sayings - Page 1

“My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.”
-- Carl Barron

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“I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.”
-- Carl Barron

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