Carl Barron quotes

“My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.”
-- Carl Barron

Source : "Carl Barron Live". Comedy, 2003.

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“I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.”
-- Carl Barron

Source : "Carl Barron Live". Comedy, 2003.

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“I walk up a dune to a beach and look out to sea, but it's 100km away. The ships lie askew in their dry beds, at anchor for ever. Today is my son's birthday. Thousands of miles from here, his healthy lungs are blowing out candles. I should be there but I'm here with another boy, who puts his face close to mine and laughs. I smile back but realise he can't see it, because I'm wearing an antiseptic muzzles to protect me from his breath.”

“They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.”

“The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.”

“Most people's major life changes don't come from reading an article in the newspaper; they come from reading longer-form essays or thoughtful books, which are much more convincing and detailed.”

Source : "I Hate the News" by Aaron Swartz, www.aaronsw.com. October 20, 2006.

“My dad is a chemical engineer, and my mom was a teacher. They were pretty serious about education, but I always thought about things a little bit differently.”

“I really wished he hadn't made me hate to read the Bible. Having it shoved down my throat all my life had made me bitter toward reading it. I believed it, but my dad had used it to his benefit too many times and ignored the parts in there that would point out his wrongs. Like judging Beau without even knowing him. That was in the Bible too.”

“What I want to be best at is being a dad. There's no room for sucky dads, and that's another thing I'm proud of my bandmates for - they're all really good parents.”

“I have to say, this sounds like the worst idea in a thousand generations of bad ideas." "You haven't heard all our ideas." Luke & Bhindi Drayson”

“I was a big fan of Middle Eastern elements of music and experimental electronic and tribal sounds.”

“The thing that's good about Hip Hop is that it has experimented with a lot of different sounds and music.”