Joe Mande quotes

“I got a pit bull from a shelter, so my whole life is centered on this dog, and I've been writing a lot of dog jokes. I should probably give up now, because I'm writing jokes about my dog.”
-- Joe Mande

#Dog Quotes #Giving Up Quotes #Writing Quotes

“On stage and in person, I think I am nice, thoughtful, and empathetic. But for some reason when I'm online, I become super aggressive and unhinged. I should probably get off of Twitter and see a therapist.”
-- Joe Mande

#Nice Quotes #Thoughtful Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“My first time performing was in the black box theater of my high school's basement as a member of 'Clownaz,' the school's improv team. We charged money for tickets, saying the proceeds went to our school's recycling program. Then, immediately after the show, we divided up all the money and kept it.”
-- Joe Mande

Source : "10 Comics to Watch: Joe Mande Q&A". Interview with Daniel Lehman, www.backstage.com. July 9, 2012.

#Team Quotes #School Quotes #Black Quotes

“You should really get some quotes about our show. Noah loves when people talk about him. Negatively or positively.”
-- Joe Mande

#People Quotes #Should Quotes #Shows Quotes

“Martin Noakes is a British conspiracy theorist who also happens to be maybe the best songwriter in the world, in my opinion. His songs are beautiful. They're crazy. That 9/11 song... no song has ever gotten into my head more. And it's inappropriate. You can't just like walk around singing about "jet fuel doesn't melt steel."”
-- Joe Mande

Source : Source: tv.avclub.com

#Beautiful Quotes #Song Quotes #Crazy Quotes

“The flute is a weird instrument, especially when played solo.”
-- Joe Mande

Source : Source: tv.avclub.com

“I definitely talk about stuff I watch, but it's longer-form stuff.”
-- Joe Mande

Source : Source: tv.avclub.com

“I have a really great family, and when Im not filming, I go home and walk the dogs, take out the garbage, clean my room, all that stuff. My family and my friends keep me in line, and make sure I dont get crazy.”

“It's okay to doubt yourself, it's okay to feel down; just never give up.”

“We should not give up and we should not allow the problem to defeat us.”

“Don't ever give up. Believe in yourself or no one else will. My personal saying is: 'I'd rather die knowing that I tried to do what I love.'”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“Don't just give up, Hachiko. Life is about getting knocked down over and over, but still getting up each time. If you keep getting up, you win.”

Source : "Nana". Manga series by Ai Yazawa, July 2000 – June 2009.

“Giving up is conceding that things will never get better, and that is just not true. Ups and downs are a constant in life, and I've been belted into that roller coaster a thousand times.”

Source : "The Inspirational Aimee Mullins". Interview with Jeff Rivera, www.huffingtonpost.com. January 5, 2011.

“If the English language had been properly organized ... then there would be a word which meant both 'he' and 'she', and I could write, 'If John or Mary comes heesh will want to play tennis', which would save a lot of trouble.”

“This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it.”

“Because of a friend, life is a little stronger, fuller, more gracious thing for the friend's existence, whether he be near or far. If the friend is close at hand, that is best; but if he is far away he still is there to think of, to wonder about, to hear from, to write to, to share life and experience with, to serve, to honor, to admire, to love.”

“I had casually rented an apartment that cost $75 a month because I expected my writing to pay my way.”