Joe Kuhel quotes

“You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers”
-- Joe Kuhel

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“Talking to Yogi Berra about baseball is like talking to Homer about the Gods.”

“For me, baseball is the most nourishing game outside of literature. They both are re-tellings of human experience.”

“Was Ty Cobb psychotic throughout his playing career? The answer is yes.”

Source : "Cobb: A Biography".

“What is more refreshing than salads when your appetite seems to have deserted you.”

Source : Alexis Soyer (1855). “A Shilling Cookery for the People: Embracing an Entirely New System of Plain Cookery and Domestic Economy”, p.155

“I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing.”

“Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of life.”

“One cold wintry day in London, I was dreaming about salad nicoise—one of my favorites.”

“I've always said fashion is like roast chicken: You don't have to think about it to know it's delicious.”

Source : Laura Esquivel (1994). “Like water for chocolate: a novel in monthly installments, with recipes, romances, and home remedies”, Anchor

“The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.”

“I don't eat chicken abortions!”

Source : Cecily Von Ziegesar (2003). “You Know You Love Me: A Gossip Girl Novel”, p.153, A&C Black