Cheri Oteri quotes

Cheri Oteri quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“The makeup person said oh my God what happened to you? I looked like I was in a car accident.”
-- Cheri Oteri

#Makeup Quotes #Car Quotes #Said Quotes
“Chris [Kattan] and Will [Ferrell] and I all went out â€“ I donâ€™t want to say where, because itâ€™s a famous restaurant and itâ€™s Italian-owned and I donâ€™t want any trouble. But I ended up throwing up all night from food poisoning. All the blood vessels in my eyes were broken, and the blood vessels in my face. I did not sleep. I walked into the audition and the makeup person said, â€˜Oh my God, what happened to you?â€™ I looked like I was in a car accident.”
-- Cheri Oteri

#Sleep Quotes #Eye Quotes #Italian Quotes
“When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at everything he says while her breasts jiggle.”
-- Cheri Oteri

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