Rhod Gilbert quotes

Rhod Gilbert quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble.”
-- Rhod Gilbert

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“As funny as watching a man in a wig trying to hold down a job on a helipad”
-- Rhod Gilbert

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“Oh it's a pebble... But it's a really nice pebble Dad thanks.”

Source : Angie Sage (2012). “Magyk: Septimus Heap”, p.62, A&C Black
“My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road.”
“Life itself is not the reality. We are the ones who put life into stones and pebbles.”

Source : Frederick Sommer, Stephen Aldrich (1987). “The mistress of this world has no name”
“Words are not pebbles in alien juxtaposition.”
“The smallest pebble in the well of truth has its peculiar meaning, and will stand when man's best monuments have passed away.”

Source : Nathaniel Parker Willis (1850). “The poetical works of N.P. Willis”, p.161
“A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble.”
“I am not a normal person. I am living in a normal body, but my mind is not normal.”
“Society chooses to disregard the mistreatment of children, judging it to be altogether normal because it is so commonplace.”
“A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."”
“I have decided not to do the spa. Too time consuming.”

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