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I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives.

source: - C.D. Payne (2009). “Youth in Revolt: Now a major motion picture from Dimension Films starring Michael Cera”, p.33, Broadway Books

Topics: People, Temptation, Found

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Do you suppose the human race invented boredom to make the prospect of death more palatable?

source: - C.D. Payne (2009). “Youth in Revolt: Now a major motion picture from Dimension Films starring Michael Cera”, p.182, Broadway Books

Topics: Race, Boredom, Humans

Confession can be good for the soul, but it can exact a heavy toll on friendships.

Topics: Soul, Tolls, Confession

Now I know why women get their ears pierced. Once they've survived this ordeal of mutilation, they can face the discomforts of childbirth with equanimity.

Topics: Ears, Faces, Mutilation

One of the tragic consequences of divorce is that the kids are legally obligated by the courts to spend a fixed amount of time with their dads. In normal families, dads and children happily ignore each other.

source: - C.D. Payne (2009). “Youth in Revolt: Now a major motion picture from Dimension Films starring Michael Cera”, p.14, Broadway Books

Topics: Children, Dad, Kids, Normal Family

I take it, then, Vijay, you are still a virgin?'Yes, and I find it extremely galling. When Gandhi was my age he had already been married three years.'No wonder Gandhi turned out to be a great man. When you get your love life nailed down that early, think of all the time it frees up to devote to Great Ideas.

source: - C.D. Payne (2009). “Youth in Revolt: Now a major motion picture from Dimension Films starring Michael Cera”, p.177, Broadway Books

Topics: Love, Men, Thinking

Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one’s groin greets each day with such a gala spectacle of physical optimism?

Topics: Morning, Giving, Optimism, Boners

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