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Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.

  • I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

  • A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing - tender, sweet, and stupid.

  • Don't try to be what you're not. If you're nervous, be nervous. If you're shy, be shy. It's cute.

  • My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.

  • It's very cool to be short, very cool. When I was in eighth grade, and the height I am now, I would just look at the cute little short girls and think, 'If only, if only.

  • you can't be value free when it comes to marriage

  • Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

  • There are few who would not rather be taken in adultery than in provocation.

  • Marriage with love is entering heaven with one's eyes shut, but marriage without love is entering hell with them open.

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