Anthony Ward Clark quotes

Anthony Ward Clark quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.”
-- Anthony Ward Clark

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“I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.”
-- Anthony Ward Clark

#Funny Quotes #Dog Quotes #Lazy People Quotes

“Let's begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
“Come, come, come. Without a monster or two it's not a quest, merely a gaggle of friends wandering about.”
“On occasions, after drinking a pint of beer at luncheon, there would be a flow into my mind with sudden and unaccountable emotion, sometimes a line or two of verse, sometimes a whole stanza, accompanied, not preceded by a vague notion of the poem which they were destined to form a part of.... I say bubble up because, so far as I could make out, the source of the suggestions thus proffered to the brain was the pit of the stomach.”
“There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.”
“I love cooking for myself and cooking for my family.”
“Cuisine has become too complicated - this is about subject, verb, adjective: duck, turnips, sauce.”
“Stuffing is evil. Stuffing adds mass, so it slows the cooking. That's evil because the longer the bird cooks, the drier it will be.”
“I approach cooking from a science angle because I need to understand how things work. If I understand the egg, I can scramble it better. It's a simple as that.”
“A modern revolutionary group heads for the television station.”
“If you get beyond the political rhetoric [and assembled a group to solve Social Security] it would take them 15 minutes. It would take them 15 minutes only because 10 minutes was used for pleasantries.”

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