Sid Waddell Quotes and Sayings - Page 1

“It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.”
-- Sid Waddell

#Trying #Kangaroos #Pins

“Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!”
-- Sid Waddell

#Underdog #Keith

“Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.”
-- Sid Waddell

#Golden #Rivals #Underestimate

“One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time”
-- Sid Waddell

#Three #Hundred

“Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.”
-- Sid Waddell

#Heart #Stones #Muscles

“That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.”
-- Sid Waddell

#Lazarus #Comeback

“William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.”
-- Sid Waddell

#Apples #Peas

“Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.”
-- Sid Waddell

#Sticks #Necks #Giraffe

“Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.”
-- Sid Waddell

#Player #Body #Darts

“He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.”
-- Sid Waddell

#Speed #Wasps #Predictable

“When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.”
-- Sid Waddell

#Tears #World #Salt

“The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.”
-- Sid Waddell

#Redneck #Atmosphere #Vinegar