“Every asshole who ever chanted 'Drill baby drill' should have to report to the Gulf coast today for cleanup duty.”
“In Washington, the air quality today was described as 'red.'...You know what 'red' is? It's bad for everyone. Not just old people, sick people and babies. When it's just bad for old people, sick people and babies, that's called a Republican budget.”
“I couldn't run for any office. I think that religion is bad, weed is good, and babies are disgusting; who would vote for me?”
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