“Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.”
“We're all gonna be gay if we get health care!”
“I’m supposed to be all re-injected with yes-we-can fever after the big health care speech, and it was a great speech - when Black Elvis gets jiggy with his teleprompter, there is none better. But here’s the thing: Muhammad Ali also had a way with words, but it helped enormously that he could also punch guys in the face.”
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