
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Topics: Happiness, Funny Inspirational, Clever, Memory Loss, Secret To Happiness
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Riding Shotgun”, p.151, Bantam
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
Topics: Failure, Procrastination, Done, Procrastinating, Stop Procrastination
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.20, Bantam
Topics: Single, Gratitude, Grateful, Loss Loved One Inspirational, Love And Gratitude
The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.
Topics: Inspirational, Women, Self Esteem, Inspiring Self Esteem, Love Your Self
When I got [my] library card, that was when my life began.
Topics: Reading, Book, Library, Library Cards, Libraries Books And Reading
Topics: Life, Motivational, Spiritual, Action And Reaction
A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one.
Topics: Choices, Decision, Peacefulness, Making Tough Decisions, Wrong Decision
Topics: Art, Passion, Television
Topics: Successful, Sacrifice, Failing
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Topics: Life, Alive, Leisure, Enjoy Life To The Fullest, Undertakings
Don't ask to live in tranquil times. Literature doesn't grow there.
Topics: Literature, Quiet, Tranquility
Nothing is unnatural - just untried.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Venus Envy”, p.75, Bantam
source: - Rita Mae Brown (1989). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, Bantam
Topics: Funny, Friendship, Depressing, Insanity And Sanity, Mentally Ill
Every day you're alive and someone loves you is a miracle.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2005). “Cat's Eyewitness: A Mrs. Murphy Mystery”, p.116, Bantam
Topics: Christian, Gay, Men, Lesbianism
Topics: Gratitude, Appreciation, Attitude, Pot Of Gold
Topics: Inspirational, Teacher, Work, Inspirational Passion, Meaningful Work
You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it.
Topics: Car, Cliffs, Like You, Jumping Off A Cliff, Screenwriting
A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it's better than no inspiration at all.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.145, Bantam
Topics: Business, Inspirational Life, Goal
Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.
Topics: Inspirational, Inspiring, Trust, Trust Your Instincts, Inspire Creativity
Topics: Sex, Men, Thinking, Lesbianism
Morals are private. Decency is public.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.84, Bantam
Language exerts hidden power, like the moon on the tides.
Topics: Memorable, Moon, Tides, Language And Power
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
Topics: Divorce, Heartfelt, Tragedy, Marriage And Divorce, Marriage Divorce
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
source: - "Sudden Death". Book by Rita Mae Brown, 1983.
Topics: Sexy, Memorable, Math, Logical Reasoning, Reason And Logic
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
Topics: Inspirational, Funny, Birthday, Funny Bumper Sticker
Topics: Way, Groups, Discrimination
Topics: Struggle, People, Individuality, Gayness, Fill In The Blank
Topics: Horse, Doubt, Looks, Existence Of God
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.47, Bantam
Topics: Inspiration, Learning, People, Inspirational Learning, Language Culture
Topics: Strong, Believe, Water, Tea Bag, Times Of Trouble
Some people live life and others talk about it.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Rita Will: Memoir of a Literary Rabble-Rouser”, p.161, Bantam
I have finally figured out that the purpose of life is to enjoy it.
Topics: Purpose, Life Is, Purpose Of Life
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Rita Will: Memoir of a Literary Rabble-Rouser”, p.406, Bantam
Topics: Laughing, Titles, Lucky, Happenstance, Bladder
When God made man she was practicing.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2004). “Cat on the Scent: A Mrs. Murphy Mystery”, p.73, Bantam
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Dolley”, p.216, Bantam
Life is too short to be miserable.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (1982). “Southern discomfort”, Harpercollins
Topics: Life Is Too Short, Life Is Short, Miserable
People who care for you inevitably become beautiful.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Bingo”, p.285, Bantam
Topics: Beautiful, People, Who Cares, Care For You
Humor comes from self-confidence.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.18, Bantam
Topics: Confidence, Self Confidence, Reality
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Rita Will: Memoir of a Literary Rabble-Rouser”, p.232, Bantam
Topics: Men, Gentleman, Males, Ladies And Gentlemen, Masculinity
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Bingo”, p.307, Bantam
Topics: Peace, Common Purpose, Waiting
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.
Topics: Wife, Statistics, Found, Surveys
Two wrongs don't make a right. No, but three will get you back on the freeway!
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Hiss of Death: A Mrs. Murphy Mystery”, p.121, Bantam
If you don't like my book, write your own.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (1982). “Southern discomfort”, Harpercollins
Topics: Book, Writing, Write Your Own
The price of dishonesty is self-destruction.
Topics: Inspirational, Self, Dishonesty, Self Destruction
Normal is the average of deviance.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Venus Envy”, p.126, Bantam
In America the word revolutionary is used to sell pantyhose.
Topics: America, Revolution, Used, Pantyhose
I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.8, Bantam
The process of writing, any form of creativity, is a power intensifying life.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.20, Bantam
Topics: Writing, Creativity, Form
In America sex is an obsession. In Europe it's a fact of life.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Rita Will: Memoir of a Literary Rabble-Rouser”, p.175, Bantam
Topics: Want, Rust, Body, Prolonging, Do Whatever You Want
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Rita Will: Memoir of a Literary Rabble-Rouser”, p.382, Bantam
Any woman whose I.Q. hovers above her body temperature must be a feminist.
Topics: Independent Women, Feminist, Body, Body Temperature
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Rita Will: Memoir of a Literary Rabble-Rouser”, p.138, Bantam
Topics: Children, Technology, Made Up Stories, Families Today
To love without role, without power plays, is revolution.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (1976). “A plain brown rapper”, Diana Pr
Topics: Love, Play, Roles, Power Play
Loving's pretty easy. It's letting someone love you that's hard.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Riding Shotgun”, p.343, Bantam
You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.38, Bantam
Topics: Funny, Witty, Rude, Good Manners
compromise is the work of mature people.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Rita Will: Memoir of a Literary Rabble-Rouser”, p.259, Bantam
Topics: People, Compromise, Mature
Topics: Littles, Reason, Accepting, Rational Thought, Irrationality
source: - "9 Reasons A Cat Should Be President" by Rita Mae Brown, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 18, 2012.
Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.38, Bantam
Topics: Inspirational, Education, Reality
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.31, Bantam
Topics: Writing, Color, Show Me, Pastel, Primary Colors
Topics: Latin, Ninth Grade, Grades
friendship is love made bearable.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Rita Will: Memoir of a Literary Rabble-Rouser”, p.471, Bantam
Topics: Friendship, Made, Bearable
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.100, Bantam
Topics: Golf, Government, Generations, Good Golf
Virginia Woolf said that writers must be androgynous. I'll go a step further. You must be bisexual.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.33, Bantam
Topics: Bisexual, Virginia, Steps, Bisexuality, Androgynous
source: - "9 Reasons A Cat Should Be President" by Rita Mae Brown, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 18, 2012.
Topics: Moving, Animal, Compassion
I'm not a person who worries too much about what I've done.
source: - "Joe Wenke Interviews: Rita Mae Brown on being a Lambda Literary Pioneer". booktrib.com. May 31, 2015.
All decisions are made on insufficient evidence.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2014). “In Her Day”, p.113, Bantam
Topics: Laughter, Real, Humor, Self Destruction, Lightness
source: - Sudden Death ch. 4 (1983)
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.17, Bantam
Content without style is propaganda or adolescence. Style without content is decadence.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.83, Bantam
Topics: Style, Propaganda, Decadence
You're nothing in America if you don't have debt.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Rita Will: Memoir of a Literary Rabble-Rouser”, p.285, Bantam
Self-pity is the simplest luxury.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Bingo”, p.280, Bantam
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2014). “In Her Day”, p.120, Bantam
Topics: War, White, People, Plantations
So often the truth is told with hate, and lies are told with love.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Bingo”, p.340, Bantam
Topics: Friendship, Truth, Hate
Topics: People, Individual, Easier
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Rita Will: Memoir of a Literary Rabble-Rouser”, p.384, Bantam
Topics: Mother, Profound, Abandoned, Juncture, Mother Died
Every action is either strong or weak, and when every action is strong we are successful.
Topics: Strong, Successful, Reality
Possession of a secret is no guarantee of its truth.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2014). “In Her Day”, p.122, Bantam
Topics: Secret, Guarantees, Possession
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2014). “Rubyfruit Jungle”, p.215, Bantam
Topics: Animal, Years, People, Federal Taxes
source: - "What We Can Learn From Animals" by Rita Mae Brown, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 18, 2010.
Topics: Dog, Horse, Cat, Fur Coats, Infuriating
I believe all literature started as gossip.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.8, Bantam
Topics: Believe, Gossip, Literature
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.79, Bantam
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Rita Will: Memoir of a Literary Rabble-Rouser”, p.70, Bantam
Topics: Mother, Aunt, Feelings, Feeling Guilty, Mimi
Topics: People, Aberration, World
I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can.
Topics: Love, Believe, Home, Broken Homes
Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.36, Bantam
Topics: Recognition, Function
source: - 1988 In the NewYork Times, 15 May.
Topics: White, Sexuality, Chapel, Sistine Chapel
source: - Interview with Janet Justs, ejournals.lib.vt.edu. November 6, 2003.
Topics: Horse, Literature, Language, Love Literature
source: - Interview with Janet Justs, ejournals.lib.vt.edu. November 6, 2003.
Topics: Character, Understanding, Soul
source: - "Joe Wenke Interviews: Rita Mae Brown on being a Lambda Literary Pioneer". booktrib.com. May 31, 2015.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (1987). “Poems”
Topics: Sparta, Athens, Modern, Modern Times, Athenians
whoever said progress was a positive thing has never been to Florida or California.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Bingo”, p.14, Bantam
Topics: Florida, California, Progress
It's a big jump from smart to motherwit.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2014). “In Her Day”, p.100, Bantam
Topics: Smart, Intelligence, Bigs
No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love
source: - 1982 Speech, 28 Aug, at the opening ceremony of the Gay Olympics, San Francisco.
Topics: Gay, Lgbt Pride, Government, Born Gay, Orientation
Do not judge. Never presume to judge another human being anyway. That's up to heaven.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.34, Bantam
I believe in art that conceals art.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.8, Bantam
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.82, Bantam
Topics: Thinking, Deeds Done, Tragedy, I Have Changed
I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.
Topics: Beautiful, Strong Women, Compassionate, Lesbianism
I don't want to die. I think death is a greatly overrated experience.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Bingo”, p.221, Bantam
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2007). “Full Cry: A Novel”, p.329, Ballantine Books
Dying's not so bad. At least I won't have to answer the telephone.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Venus Envy”, p.1, Bantam
Topics: Dying, Answers, Telephones
I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.
source: - "What We Can Learn From Animals" by Rita Mae Brown, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 18, 2010.
Topics: Cat, People, Mets, Irresponsible
Topics: Strong, Latin, Thinking, Strong Foundation
Never, ever underestimate your readers. Everything you do registers.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.56, Bantam
Topics: Underestimate, Reader, Register
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2014). “Rubyfruit Jungle”, p.159, Bantam
I believe that we often disguise pain through ritual and it may be the only solace we have.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.8, Bantam
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2014). “Rubyfruit Jungle”, p.3, Bantam
I believe every change any word has undergone probably originated in ignorance.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.8, Bantam
An army of lovers shall not fail.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (1987). “Poems”
England is an aquarium, not a nation.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.49, Bantam
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.56, Bantam
Topics: Art, Pain, Chaos, Controllers
I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.11, Bantam
source: - "Write On" by Rita Mae Brown, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 18, 2010.
Topics: Writing, Two, Nominations, Emmys
Dad could charm a dog off a meat wagon.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Bingo”, p.113, Bantam
Never hope for it more than you work for it.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.121, Bantam
I hate the telephone. I think the lowest circle of hell is reserved for Alexander Graham Bell.
Topics: Hate, Thinking, Circles, Circles Of Hell, Graham Bell
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.32, Bantam
Topics: Suicide, Two, Years, Drug Abuse
What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2014). “Rubyfruit Jungle”, p.147, Bantam
Topics: Men, Looks, Imitation, Lesbianism
You can love more than one person at a time, and I don't give a damn what the self-help books say.
Topics: Love, Book, Self, Don't Give A Damn, Self Help Books
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Venus Envy”, p.174, Bantam
Topics: Love, Two, Narcissism
Never underestimate the power of self-absorption, including your parents' self-absorption.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.35, Bantam
Topics: Self, Parent, Underestimate, Self Absorption
Topics: Tennis, Soul, Trying, Rectangles, Tennis Courts
source: - Rita Mae Brown (1987). “Poems”
Gossip is irresponsible communication.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (1976). “A plain brown rapper”, Diana Pr
Topics: Communication, Gossip, Irresponsible
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.82, Bantam
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Rita Will: Memoir of a Literary Rabble-Rouser”, p.395, Bantam
the reason for revolution is so the good things in life circulate.
Topics: Things In Life, Revolution, Reason, Good Things In Life
The only good thing ever done by a committee was the King James version.
Topics: Kings, Done, Good Things
We all want to leave our children the Garden of Eden and we wind up giving them hardscrabble.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (1982). “Southern discomfort”, Harpercollins
Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.31, Bantam
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.82, Bantam
Topics: Character, Opportunity, Thinking, Affording
Never let anyone or any social attitude stand in the way of your productivity.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.25, Bantam
source: - Rita Mae Brown (2011). “Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writers' Manual”, p.121, Bantam
Topics: Literature, Statistics, Quarters
Intuition is a suspension of logic due to impatience.
source: - Rita Mae Brown (1982). “Southern discomfort”, Harpercollins
Topics: Intuition, Logic, Instinct, Suspension