All GEORGE CARLIN Quotes about “Airplane”

“If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?”
“If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isnâ€™t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?”
“Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.”

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