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All GEORGE CARLIN Quotes about “Airplane”

  • “If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?”

  • “If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?”

  • “Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.”

More George Carlin quote about:

  • Alcohol,
  • Animals,
  • Art,
  • Atheism,
  • Atheist,
  • Authority,
  • Babies,
  • Balance,
  • Baseball,
  • Beer,

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