“When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.”
“Meow†means “woof†in cat.”
“I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.”
“I respect animals. I have more sympathy for an injured or dead animal than I do for an injured or dead human being, because human beings participate and cooperate in their own undoing. Animals are completely innocent. There are no innocent human beings.”
“Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?”
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