“Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.”
“If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.”
“A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.”
“Dogs and cats get put to sleep; hogs and cows get slaughtered.”
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