All GEORGE CARLIN Quotes about “Church”

“Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.”
“I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all you did was tax their real estate.”
“If you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church.”
“I'm thinking of buying a church and changing it around: maybe selling crack and having a few whores in the pew.”

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