Brian Kiley quotes

“I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.”
-- Brian Kiley

#Inspirational Quotes #Love Is Quotes #Long Quotes

“In high school, my sister went out with the captain of the chess team. My parents loved him... They figured that any guy that took hours to make a move was okay with them.”
-- Brian Kiley

#Team Quotes #Moving Quotes #School Quotes

“I went to a bookstore the other day. I asked a woman behind the counter where the self-help books were. She said, ‘If I told you, that would defeat the whole purpose.’”
-- Brian Kiley

#Book Quotes #Self Quotes #Purpose Quotes

“There's always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor.”
-- Brian Kiley

#Crush Quotes #Teacher Quotes #Wife Quotes

“My grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips. I don't mind him reading lips, but he uses one of those yellow highlighters.”
-- Brian Kiley

#Reading Quotes #Yellow Quotes #Mind Quotes

“A quotation is a handy thing to have about, saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself, always a laborious business.”

Source : A. A. Milne (2013). “The Red House Mystery and Other Novels”, p.1247, eBookIt.com

“The things that make me different are the things that make me.”

“Teachers believe they have a gift for giving; it drives them with the same irrepressible drive that drives others to create a work of art or a market or a building.”

Source : A. Bartlett Giamatti (1981). “The University and the Public Interest”, Atheneum Books

“If you know somebody is going to be awfully annoyed by something you write, that's obviously very satisfying, and if they howl with rage or cry, that's honey.”

“Books are totally useless unless you take their advice. If you just keep reading them, thinking "that's so insightful! that changes everything," but never actually doing anything different, then pretty quickly the feeling will wear off and you'll start searching for another book to fill the void.”

“Actors, we like stories, we like storytelling, we love being a part of the story, and if you give us a story that's interesting then we'll want to do it.”

“Unconditional love is hard to compete with.”

Source : Abbi Glines (2012). “Because of Low”, p.29, Abbi Glines

“I don't actually think “true love” is such a good term because love can only be true. If it isn't true it can't be love.”

“When we asked Pooh what the opposite of an Introduction was, he said "The what of a what?" which didn't help us as much as we had hoped, but luckily Owl kept his head and told us that the Opposite of an Introduction, my dear Pooh, was a Contradiction; and, as he is very good at long words, I am sure that that's what it is.”

“I tried the paleo diet, which is the caveman diet - lots of meat. And I tried the calorie restriction diet: The idea is that if you eat very, very little - if you're on the verge of starvation, you will live a very long time, whether or not you want to, of course.”