All ALBERT EINSTEIN Quotes about “Funny”

“The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.”
“If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut”
“As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.”
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.”
“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
“If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.”
“In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.”
“The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency.”
“Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.”
“If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.”

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