Charles Walter Simpson Quotes:

Excessive golfing dwarfs the intellect. Nor is this to be wondered at when you consider that the more fatuously vacant the mind is, the better for play. It has been observed that absolute idiots play the steadiest.

Topics: Golf, Play, Mind

There is only one categorical imperative in golf, and that is to hit the ball. There are no minor absolutes.

Topics: Golf, Balls, Categorical Imperative

There is no shape nor size of body, no awkwardness nor ungainliness, which puts good golf beyond reach. There are good golfers with spectacles, with one eye, with one leg, even with one arm. In golf, while there is life there is hope.

Topics: Eye, Golf, Body, Awkwardness, Good Golf

The grounds on which golf is played are called links, being the barren sandy soil from which the sea has retired in recent geological times. In their natural state links are covered with long, rank bent grass and gorse. Links are too barren for cultivation: but sheep, rabbits, geese and professionals pick up a precarious livelihood on them.

Topics: Golf, Sheep, Sea, Sandy, Geological Time

When a putter is waiting his turn to hole out a putt of one or two feet in length, on which the match hangs at the last hole, it is of vital importance that he think of nothing. At this supreme moment he ought to fill his mind with vacancy. He must not even allow himself the consolation of religion.

Topics: Golf, Thinking, Two

The poetic temperament is the worst for golf. It dreams of brilliant drives, iron shots laid dead, and long putts holed, while in real golf success waits for him who takes care of the foozles and leaves the fine shots to take care of themselves.

Topics: Dream, Real, Golf, Wait For Him

"The caddie will only drink the more if overpaid," you say. Indeed! and to what good purpose do you apply the money you grudge to the poor? Is there something nobler in your gout and dyspepsia than in my caddie's red nose?

Topics: Golf, Caddies, Purpose, Gout

The player may experiment about with his swing, his grip, his stance. It is only when he begins asking his caddie's advice that he is getting on dangerous ground.

Topics: Golf, Player, Swings

When five up express, as is polite, regret at laying a stymie, but rejoice in your heart.

Topics: Regret, Heart, Golf