“I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.”
“I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.”
“My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.”
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