Ocupation: Dramatist
Life: October 20, 1895 - August 24, 1985
Birthday: October 20
Death: August 24
Ever since I've met you, I've swept you off my feet.
Topics: Men, Feet, Romance, Animal Crackers
The elks live up in the hills and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them come down to the water hole. And you should see them run when they find that it's only a water hole. What they're looking for is elk-ohole.
Topics: Running, Spring, Drinking
On this site we're going to build an Eye and Ear Hospital. This is going to be a sight for sore eyes.
Topics: Eye, Sight, Ears, Sore Eyes
Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money. That may be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
Topics: Wise, Doubt, Cracks
The elks, on the other hand live up in the hills, and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them come to the water hole. And you should see them run when they find it is only a water hole. What they're looking for is an 'elk-a-hole'.
source: - "Fictional character: Captain Spaulding". "Animal Crackers", 1930.
Topics: Running, Spring, Drinking, Elk, Animal Crackers