Patricia C. Wrede Quotes:

I loved getting my M. B. A., and I really enjoyed being an accountant and financial analyst before I quit my day job twenty-five years ago to write full time. I just liked writing more…plus, I knew even then that as a full-time writer, I'd get plenty of chances to do business-type stuff, while as an accountant, I probably wouldn't get a lot of opportunities to write about dragons.

Topics: Jobs, Business, Writing

No proper princess would come out looking for dragons," Woraug objected. "Well I'm not a proper princess then!" Cimorene snapped. "I make cherries jubillee and I volunteer for dragons, and I conjugate Latin verbs-- or at least I would if anyone would let me. So there!

source: - Patricia C. Wrede (2015). “The Enchanted Forest Chronicles: [Boxed Set]”, p.23, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Topics: Latin, Princess, Dragons

May you and your triple cursed wash water turn purple with orange spots and fall down a bottomless pit!

source: - Patricia C. Wrede (2015). “Searching for Dragons”, p.204, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Topics: Fall, Purple, Orange, Cursed

Nothing you will object to," James replied in a soothing tone. I cannot think how he came to imagine that he would know what I might or might not object to.

Topics: Thinking, Might, Tone

She probably enjoys cutting up everyone's happiness. Not to mention cutting up other parts of people; given her penchant for poisoning people and turning them into beech trees, I fail to see how she has reached thirty without leaving a trail of bodies behind her.

Topics: Cutting, People, Tree

In short, if we wish to see anything sensible done about the situation, we will clearly have to do it ourselves.

source: - Patricia C. Wrede, Caroline Stevermer (2012). “Sorcery & Cecelia: Or, The Enchanted Chocolate Pot”, p.112, Open Road Media

Topics: Wish, Done, Situation

Sometimes I couldn't help thinking that the unluckiest thing about being the thirteenth child was having all those older brothers and sisters telling me what to do.

source: - Patricia C. Wrede (2012). “The Far West”, p.26, Scholastic Inc.

Topics: Brother, Children, Thinking

It took us most of the morning to put together the letter she sent to the Frontier Management Department, and I learned a lot about how to be frigidly polite and still leave somebody feeling like they'd been spanked.

source: - Patricia C. Wrede (2012). “The Far West”, p.24, Scholastic Inc.

Topics: Morning, Feelings, Together

Well?' Jasper said when Mairelon did not reply. 'Who are you?' 'No, no,' Mairelon said. 'I asked you first. I also, if you recall, asked how you found this place and what you intend to do here, and you haven't told me that, either.' 'We might ask you the same thing,' Jasper retorted. 'You might, but I don't recommend it,' Mairelon said. 'You'll get a reputation as a poor conversationalist if you all can do is repeat what other people say to you.

Topics: People, Might, Firsts

If you want to build a car, you don't slap a bunch of iron ore, some sand, a rubber tree, and a couple of cows together and call it good

Topics: Couple, Iron, Car, Iron Ore

How can you know it's the best, if you don't learn about anything else?

source: - Patricia C. Wrede (2010). “Thirteenth Child”, p.53, Scholastic Inc.

Tell the story you want to tell, and let it be as long as it needs to be. Worry about marketing it later.

Topics: Worry, Long, Marketing

She who laughs last may not invariably laugh best, but she does laugh.

Topics: Laughing, Lasts, Doe

Ideas are the easy part. The hard part is writing them down.

Topics: Writing, Ideas, Easy

One of the things everybody seems to want to ask writers is, "Where do you get your ideas?" When people ask me this, my usual response is, "Ideas are the easy part. The hard part is writing them down."

Topics: Writing, Ideas, People

Humility is as good for the soul as it is for the memory

source: - Patricia C. Wrede (2010). “Thirteenth Child”, p.96, Scholastic Inc.

Topics: Memories, Humility, Soul

Mendanbar took a deep breath. You could stay here. At the castle, I mean. With me. This wasn't coming out at all the way he had wanted it to, but it was too late to stop now. He hurried on, As Queen of the Enchanted Forest, if you think you would like that. I would.

Topics: Marriage, Queens, Mean

No matter how good you are at sneaking, you can't ever sneak well enough so that mosquitoes won't find you, and no matter how worried and tense you are, or how hard you are trying to pay attention, you just can't help noticing when a cloud of mosquitoes comes for you like you're their first good meal since last fall.

Topics: Fall, Clouds, Trying, Sneak, Good Meals

Very well. You may help me to exterminate the society of wizards.

Topics: Wizards, May, Helping

There is nothing that is quite so reassuring in an awkward situation as knowing that one is well turned-out, and while I hope I am not so fainthearted as to require such stratagems, I am not so foolish as to overlook their value.

Topics: Knowing, Awkward, Reassuring, Stratagem, Awkward Situations

You're always in the kitchen," Alianora said when she poked her head through the door a moment later. "Or the library. Don't you ever do anything but cook and read?

Topics: Doors, Kitchen, Library

You mean I'm going to have to do a spell in front of a bunch of toffs?" Kim said, outraged that no one had mentioned this before she had agreed to this come-out. "Yes, exactly", Lady Wendall said serenely. "You and Richard have plenty of time to design something that will reflect your unique background, as well as demonstrating your abilities as a wizard. I am looking forward to seeing what you decide upon." "I could pick everyone's pockets at once with magic, "Kim said, still disgruntled. "That'd 'reflect my unique background', all right".

Topics: Mean, Unique, Design, Decide Upon, Disgruntled

Kim was more than a little inclined to snarl at him, but in the past few days she had learned that snarling at Mairelon did little good. He simply smiled and corrected her grammar.

Topics: Past, Littles, Kim, Snarling

That is certainly one way to look at the matter. There are others.

Topics: Way, Looks, Matter

Brant's an idealist, and he's competent. There are few more dangerous combinations in this world... Heroes are even more dangerous than idealists.

Topics: Hero, World, Combination

He pushed his glasses up on his nose and gave me a sidelong look, the one that meant he was so sure you were wrong that he could just wait and let you find out for yourself the hard way.

Topics: Glasses, Waiting, Noses

This is the most important lesson you must learn about magic," Miss Ochiba went on. "There are many ways of seeing. Each has an element of truth, but none is the whole truth. If you limit yourselves to one way of seeing, one truth, you will limit your power. You will also place limits on the kinds of spells you can cast, as well as their strength. To be a good magician, you must see in many ways. You must be flexible. You must be willing to learn from different sources. And you must always remember that the truths you see are incomplete.

Topics: Life, Missing, Magic, Willing To Learn

News of Daniel's disappearance does not alarm me as it might have done a week ago. Given recent events, very little alarms me as it might have done a week ago. I feel as if my supply of alarm has been exhausted, at least temporarily.

Topics: Doe, News, Done, Recent Events

Well, of all the bacon-brained, sapskulled, squirish, buffle-headed nodcocks!

source: - Patricia C. Wrede (2010). “A Matter of Magic: Mairelon and The Magician's Ward”, p.443, Macmillan

Topics: Wells

Nine times out of ten, talking is a way of avoiding doing things.

Topics: Talking, Nine, Way

Murphy is a writer's best friend, but you have to keep an eye on him, or he'll steal the silver.

Topics: Eye, Silver, Stealing, Murphy

He wasn't a medical doctor, just educated all the way up as far as you can get.

source: - Patricia C. Wrede (2010). “Thirteenth Child”, p.89, Scholastic Inc.

Topics: Doctors, Way, Medical, Medical Doctor

You mean he thinks I'm going to get MORE offers?" Kim said, appalled. "He doesn't seem to be the only one that thinks so." Mairelon said. "Aunt Agatha mentioned it to me yesterday afternoon. Is there anyone, or would you rather I turn the lot of them away?" Kim shook her head. "There isn't anyone." Except you.

Topics: Mean, Thinking, Aunt

I most certainly can deny it. Of course, if I did, I'd be lying." Mairelon

Topics: Lying, Deny

I see you've decided to take my advice after all, Richard." Lady Wendall's amused voice said from somewhere above and behind him. "Marrying your ward is *exactly* the sort of usual scandal I had in mind: I wonder it didn't occur to me before.

Topics: Voice, Advice, Mind, Marrying

Of course it doesn't make sense." Lady Wendall said. "The rules of society rarely do.

Topics: Said, Make Sense

Out here, it's better safe than sorry, because generally speaking, too much of the time sorry means you're dead.

Topics: Forgiveness, Im Sorry, Mean

Sometimes, though, you have to do things for family, even if you'd rather not.

Topics: Sometimes

You can't force folks to have good sense, even if they're family. Maybe especially then.

Topics: Force, Folks, Good Sense

Rennie didn't quite dare to answer back, but she looked a whole book and a couple of extra chapters.

source: - Patricia C. Wrede (2010). “Thirteenth Child”, p.129, Scholastic Inc.

Topics: Couple, Book, Answers

The efficiency of the cleaning solution in liquefying wizards suggested the operation of an antithetical principal,which-" "Did you have to get him started?" Cimorene asked reproachfully.

Topics: Wizards, Cleaning, Efficiency

I’d much rather have good teeth than have diamonds and roses drop out of my mouth whenever I said something

source: - Patricia C. Wrede (2015). “The Enchanted Forest Chronicles: [Boxed Set]”, p.59, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Topics: Rose, Teeth, Mouths, Toothache

Then they gave me a loaf of bread and told me to walk through the forest and give some to anyone who asked. I did exactly what they told me, and the second beggar-woman was a fairy in disguise, but instead of saying that whenever I spoke, diamonds and roses would drop from my mouth, she said that since I was so kind, I would never have any problems with my teeth.” “Really? Did it work?” “Well, I haven’t had a toothache since I met her.” “I’d much rather have good teeth than have diamonds and roses drop out of my mouth whenever I said something

Topics: Giving, Rose, Teeth, Toothache

In a lot of ways I was a generation ahead of my generation; I had a working mother wheneveryone else’s mother was staying at home.

Topics: Mother, Home, Generations

Always be polite to a dragon. It's harder than it sounds. Dragon etiquette is incredibly complicated, and if you make a mistake, the dragon eats you.

source: - Patricia C. Wrede (2015). “Calling on Dragons”, p.251, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Topics: Mistake, Dragons, Sound

Well,” said the frog, “what are you going to do about it?” “Marrying Therandil? I don’t know. I’ve tried talking to my parents, but they won’t listen, and neither will Therandil.” “I didn’t ask what you’d said about it,” the frog snapped. “I asked what you’re going to do. Nine times out of ten, talking is a way of avoiding doing things.

source: - Patricia C. Wrede (2015). “The Enchanted Forest Chronicles: [Boxed Set]”, p.17, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Topics: Talking, Parent, Frogs, Marrying