Alan Jay Lerner Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.”
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“You write a hit the same way you write a flop.”
-- Alan Jay LernerSource : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
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“Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?”
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“Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.”
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“Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing here but it sounds better in French.”
-- Alan Jay LernerSource : "Fictional character: Jerry Mulligan". "An American in Paris", 1951.
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“Why can't a woman be more like a man?”
-- Alan Jay LernerSource : 'My Fair Lady' (1956) 'A Hymn to Him' (music by Frederick Loewe)
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“I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.”
-- Alan Jay LernerSource : "Get Me to the Church on Time" (song) (1956)
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“The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot. By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.”
-- Alan Jay LernerSource : "Camelot" (song) (1960)
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“Why can't a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can't a woman be like that?”
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“It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.”
-- Alan Jay LernerSource : "Fictional character: Adam Cook". "An American in Paris", 1951.
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“A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.”
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“We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.”
-- Alan Jay LernerSource : 1958 'I Remember it Well', in the musical Gigi (music by Frederick Loewe).
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“On a clear day, rise and look around you and you'll see who you are on a clear day, how it will astound you that the glow of your being outshines every star! You feel part of every mountain, sea and shore. You can hear from far and near a world you've never heard before And on that clear day you can see forever more”
-- Alan Jay LernerSource : "Song: 'On a Clear Day'". 1965.
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“I could have danced all night!”
-- Alan Jay LernerSource : "I Could Have Danced All Night" (song) (1956)
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“Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.”
-- Alan Jay LernerSource : "Camelot" (song) (1960)
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“For a painter, the Mecca of the world, for study, for inspiration and for living is here on this star called Paris. Just look at it, no wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother, if you can't paint in Paris, you'd better give up and marry the boss's daughter.”
-- Alan Jay LernerSource : "Fictional character: Jerry Mulligan". "An American in Paris", 1951.
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“All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.”
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“An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.”
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“Stay close to the young... and a little rubs off.”
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“There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven't used it for years! Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?”
-- Alan Jay LernerSource : "Why Can't the English?" (song) (1956)
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