Jacqueline MacInnes Wood quotes

“I would like to do comedy. I can be a bit of a Jim Carrey. I was always the class clown.”
-- Jacqueline MacInnes Wood

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“I love Toronto, It's the best city.”
-- Jacqueline MacInnes Wood

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“Don't be afraid to be awesome. Sometimes being weird and different is good. When you think you're working hard, there is always someone else working harder, so always be yourself and know your stuff.”
-- Jacqueline MacInnes Wood

Source : "Living Successfully With Host Jacqueline M. Wood of E!’s Party On". Interview with Nova Lorraine, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 28, 2014.

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“The disenfranchised offspring, along with an entire ageless class of human discards, know only that they are doomed. They are drawn to spikes and pentagrams, gasoline, guitars screaming like whips, MIDI-programmed Thanatos, with sufficient amplitude to occupy that hollow space where consciousness once resided. These Dionysians obliterate themselves by removing filters, ultimately becoming insensate with sensation. This mode of behaviour originates in the superstitious belief that transcendence is acquired in the precise ratio by which reason is destroyed.”

“Whenever I do a comedy show I still just read poems, some of which are intentionally funny and some of which are just bizarre. The mix seems to work well.”

Source : "Cartographer of Word Galaxies". The Believer interview, logger.believermag.com. September 24, 2013.

“I'd like to do a romantic comedy.”

“My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.”

“I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.”

“The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.”

“He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?”

“Most modern comedy is crap.”

“For indeed all that we think so new to-day has been acted over and over again, a shifting comedy, by the women of every century.”

“I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.”