Life: November 27, 1946 - March 25, 2015
Birthday: November 27
Death: March 25
Only two things I know about Albuquerque - Bugs Bunny should've taken a left turn there. And give me a hundred tries, I'll never be able spell it.
Topics: Taken, Two, Giving, Albuquerque
Dalai Lama's got nothing on me.
Topics: Lama, Dalai
The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks is if there's a 300 dollar hooker sitting in it.
Topics: Car, Dollars, Sitting
Wave bye-bye to your cash cow, 'cause it's leaving the pasture.
Topics: Past, Bye, Leaving, Bye Bye, Leaving The Past
The bar exam's a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it's like losing your virginity, third time's the charm.
Topics: Mother, Mean, Two, Losing Your Virginity, Bar Exam
