Damien Fahey quotes
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“No one's dream job involves a kiosk.”
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“It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes”
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“Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.”
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“Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage.”
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“Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.'”
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“My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.”
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“My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone.”
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“Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.”
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