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Jim Davis Quotes:

Jim Davis quotes

Ocupation: Cartoonist

Life: b. July 28, 1945

Birthday: July 28

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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

Topics: Life, Feel Good, Baths, Old Age Humor, Hot Baths

Quotation Jim Davis Vegetables are a must on a diet I suggest carrot Quotes

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

source: - Jim Davis (2012). “Garfield Eats His Heart Out: His 6th Book”, p.4, Ballantine Group

Topics: Food, Funny Thanksgiving, Cake, Delicious Food, Sweets And Desserts

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Topics: Funny, Hilarious, Witty

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

Topics: Cat, Animal, Humanity, Kitties, Inspirational Cat

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

Topics: Good Morning, Monday, Good Day

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Topics: Art, Writing, Loss

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Topics: Accomplish

An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.

Topics: Memories, Powerful, Past, Past Memories

In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.

Topics: Cat, Orange, Blue, Garfield

Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts

Topics: Chef, Appearance

There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.

Topics: Needs, Outrun

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

source: - Jim Davis (2012). “Garfield Goes Bananas: His 44th Book”, p.126, Ballantine Group

Topics: Lasagna, Mets

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.

Topics: Garfield

When in doubt, pig out!

source: - Jim Davis (2012). “Garfield Pigs Out: His 42nd Book”, Ballantine Group

Topics: Pigs, Doubt

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

Topics: Funny, Sarcastic, Long, Garfield

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

Topics: Garfield, Sucker

He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.

Topics: Rocks, Rivers, Pockets, Good Fortune, Misdeeds

I stop short of being a workaholic.

Topics: Workaholic

I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.

Topics: Geek

You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.

Topics: Veterans Day, Grateful, Our Veterans, Veterans Day Inspirational, Veterans Day Poems

I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.

Topics: Mind, Might, Wander

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Topics: Funny, Life, Ferrari

When all else fails, look cute.

Topics: Funny, Cute, Humor, When All Else Fails

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

Topics: Dream, Writing, Laughing

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

Topics: Cat, Human Condition, Convincing

Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.

Topics: Drawing, Commit

Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.

Topics: Children, Struggle, Reading, Garfield

I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.

Topics: Able, Stuff, Nine, Lost Time, Coma

Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.

Topics: Art, Cat, Feelings

We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.

Topics: Thinking, People, Groups

I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.

Topics: Garfield

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.

Topics: Zucchini, Pumpkin Pie

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

Topics: Meatballs

I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.

Topics: Idiosyncrasies

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

Topics: Understatement

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