Ocupation: Comedian
Life: July 10, 1911 - January 8, 1990
Birthday: July 10
Death: January 8
Do not always assume the other fellow has intelligence equal to yours. He may have more.
Topics: May, Assuming, Equal
Everyone was talking about the gap between my teeth, my monocle, the fancy waistcoats I wore and the seven-inch cigarette holders I used
Topics: Talking, Teeth, Fancy, Monocles
Whatever the outcome of the day I shall never forget that you hit me when I wasn't even looking!
Topics: Outcomes, Never Forget, Forget
